I gave myself the rest of the day off. Oh wait, I forgot, I retired years ago! Silly me.
I had to find gloves and then fish a half-grown dead duck out of a garden pool, per the request of the boss. This was not in my job description.
Question 1: Are there more bad bosses or bad employees? Question 2: Are the bad employees more likely to think they have a bad boss?
So when you looked on the roof and found it littered with dead birds, did you tell the boss the roof was clear? I sure would have.
I also would tell the boss the roof was clear. I also would have dropped the dead birds in the main vent stack but not tell him that. RotoRooter.
BOSS'ES ARE ******** WITH POWER. I DONT HAVE ONE ANYMORE AND I DON'T MISS IT.
had an attorney who insisted I read all incoming/outgoing emails he received and sent and copy them to other locations -- something the office's system would not allow me to do - even the head of IT explained to him it was impossible and he still demanded it - what a frigging idiot he was - good thing I got laid off and 2 years later retired when I ran out of unemployment and sick leave pay (due to protein kidney stones that had to be surgically removed -- so I would rate him an F for sure.
One day, various body parts were having a discussion when they began to argue. Each part insisted that THEY were the most important. The brain said: "I do all the thinking, I control what you say, write, and when you walk. I am the most important." The mouth said: "No I am the most important. I do the speaking, you could not say anything or get your thoughts across without me, and I taste and chew all of your food." The eyes said: "We are the most important, we see everything. You wouldn't have a clue where you were going or read the paper without us." The stomach said: "I digest all of your food, you would starve to death without me." The arms and hands said: "We are most important. We pick up everything you want us to, we feed the mouth, scratch when you itch, dress the body, and more!" Finally, the a$$ hole was tired of listening to it and had enough, and declared itself boss. It clammed up and refused to work. The arguments continued. for a while, but after 3 days, the brain was achy and delirious, the mouth dry and unable to speak. The stomach had cramps and couldn't handle any food, the eyes teary and closed. Finally, they all had to admit: The a$$ hole was boss. Just goes to show, you don't need to be a brain to be the boss, just an a$$ hole.
There are some great managers around, however I suspect a MUCH higher percentage would earn low grades than what is listed here. It would be interesting to know where/how this poll was conducted to find out why it is so biased. Maybe not everything that goes wrong can be blamed on management, but how often to they blame workers who had no knowledge or control of issues just so they can throw someone under the bus? And then give 'raises' which do not even keep up with inflation, once per year (which is 10 months after prices went up, anyway) and actually think they gave out a raise? Who do they think they are fooling?
24% of workers report that they waste 1 - 2 hours per day on personal e-mail and phone calls - and I can't ask the slacker to go out and check for dead birds on the roof!? Next time I won't ask, and she'll still scrape their cold bodies out of the rain gutter!
I forgot that one boss DIRECTED me to lie to a government entity (I didn't) in order to try and get this person's license removed. That was a scary situation.