Normally, I virtually deify intelligence, but at that moment I ignored the experts' urging that, before adopting, I assess a dog's trainability. That sweet cutie was mine. Career lesson: Look your best and be as nice as possible. Those may matter more than your competence, alas.
I was soon to understand why his previous owner threw such a cute doggie over the fence into the pound in the middle of the night. Experts say dogs are more secure if left in a crate when being left alone. I didn't like the idea of caging my baby, so I left Einstein in a room with the door closed but with access to the backyard. I returned to find him having destroyed the carpet next to the door: He had spent the hours trying to dig his way under the door so that he could escape from his "crate." Career lesson: Take even consensus expert advice with at least one grain of salt.
Two weeks after I adopted him, I had to go out of town for a day. I figured Einstein would be more secure if left at home than in a kennel, and with the doggie door to the backyard, and plenty of food and water, he'd be OK. Wrong. When I returned, the house looked like it had suffered a 7.0 earthquake. The poor baby was terrified that I wouldn't come back. Career lesson: Be gradual in giving your employees autonomy.
I read training advice from Cesar's Way to Barbara Woodhouse's No Bad Dogs. Alas, she hadn't met Einstein. Despite using clickers, treat-rewards, gentle tones, firm tones, everything short of a stun gun, Einstein remained a, ahem, free spirit. He just can't restrain himself from pulling on the leash when he sees a bird he'd love to devour or a tree on which he'd like to pee. But after a month of trying to be the Dog Whisperer, I decided that good enough is good enough. Einstein walks reasonably well on a leash and he comes when called, well, usually. Taking dog training classes and/or hiring a professional trainer felt like more work and expense than the benefit would yield. And now, five years later, while some might say that Einstein has trained me as much as I've trained him, I don't regret deciding that good is good enough. Career lesson: The perfect is the enemy of the good. There may be more important uses of your time and money.
Oh, one more career lesson. See if you can get your boss to allow pets in the workplace. It can improve office culture and even productivity. Owners are allowed to bring dogs to work in the U.S. Congress. If it's good enough for Congress, it should be good enough for your workplace.
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