Dancing in the elevator?That's pretty funny.I look forward to breaking into a wild Watusi on my next ride!
They didn't mention the worst thing...the wag who decides to lay a silent-but-deadly f*rt just before leaving the elevator, treating the remaining people inside to his lingering stench.
That is too funny and smelly too :) & :(
I have a friend who loves to make a fake fart noises in elevators.Then he turns and says, "Madame, PLEASE!"
A few I read I found nothing wrong with. Every time I get on an elevator-I stand with my back to the door. Started doing it as a kid- as a joke. And, to this day- it's still funny. I get all sorts of looks- but, mostly people laugh. I do it with a completely straight face- until someone laughs- and I join right in. When I'm with my hubby- he cracks up every time. Only place I don't do it is in a hospital. I figure most people are not happy- for apparent reasons, so, I don't want to be disrespectful.
people check out their bald spots , their fat profile from the side , farting is usually a biggie , talking to themselves , practicaly many different habits
In todays world a lot of elevators have video camara's, beware of some of the things you do in the eleavator "you have eyes on you"
I caught a guy taking a leak in the corner in an elevator.Guess the floor came up too fast.Too bad there was no camera for that one.
Recently in Flori-DUH two young trashy, low class pieces of garbage had the audacity to further demonstrate their genetic deficiencies by saying one to the other, "quick, close the doors"as two elderly women were about to board. I really don't like stupid- and that folks is exactly what, make no mistake or excuse, those rude behaviors as described above represent. Having lived a long life and admittedly being from a generation when being polite and exercising good judgment to ensure respect for our fellow humans no matter race, social standing or age was impressed upon us from earliest childhood as the only acceptable behavior. I'd suppose comment #1 from elpmip to be from a grade school level individual who is mentally challenged. Can't imagine otherwise anyone committing such a criminal act and then bragging about carrying it out.
Sounds to me like you are the low class piece of garbage. Talking trash like you do.
Once we tried a stupid college prank in a Chicago hotel. We attempted to move a pop machine into the elevator and send both down to the lobby with no passengers. It didn't work. The machine was too heavy to move. Being enterprising college kids, we took furniture in the elevator waiting area and shipped it down instead.