Pink Slips for 'Planking' on the Job [Video]

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1.) Stop "waisting" your "valuable" time? I made no references to anyone's waist; Nobody
forces anyone to read anything; You most likely meant *wasting*...why don't you spend
some of that "valuable" time & learn the English language, esp., spelling! By the way,
thanks for reminding me how many people in this country have very low attention spans;
My apologies for MAKING you read MORE THAN a couple sentences!

2.) You don't get it? OK, I'll spell it out for you - its called: S-A-R-C-A-S-M, as an alternative
to any [possible] profanity. It (planking) is the real joke - when it warrants an article on it &
Yes, I chose to read it...Since there are several shows that copy the original American
Idiot or, excuse me - Idol, I figured someone could possibly "copy" the same format with
some other useless garbage---the Planker edition. Its also a critique on what (today) is
considered so-called Entertainment; This planking is just another example...

I don't get it !!!!

Stop waisting my valuable time!

Yes...by all means keep posing with this "NON-activity"; In fact, don't stop there...why don't you get [any] three [ego-tistical] "STOOGES"-----tell them you've got an idea for a new reality series & say you
need "JUDGES" (*just tell 'em they were chosen because they're "EXPERTS" - they'll buy IT!); In fact,
they can be [even more] self-important than all the people who walk around with their cell-phones 'glued to the side of their faces'-(with driving optional - NOT because of safety reasons, just because they "feel" they are entitled!), anyway, its a good place to start. You will have NO problem getting people to believe their opinion is Sooo important. You have the idea now? Correct, get the (3) idiots to sit at the judges' tables, have a show full of "exciting" plankers just waitin' to be judged; Hey, this sounds familiar...yes - just follow the same format of the other shows: "*The AMERICAN IDIOT" -Planker edition; There are several shows run like this, it would just be a variation. [For marketing purchases, have the Plankers for the 1st half - followed by the second half of the show (the Spankers)---where the losers actually get 'spanked' by the idiot judges!] OK, then, after you have a cluster of these shows, put 'em altogether & create: The Brain Dead Network! You charge people to watch, however, for The B.D.N. ==>in HD<== package.....you have to charge the viewers more.
Does this sound too ridiculous to you? Think again - a fad/craze - for being catatonic. Pictures of this being uploaded/downloaded and have it going viral?? Either people are that friggin' bored--or--are so
easily "entertained" by excrement. Hey, maybe the terrorists will think Americans are brain-dead.....?

DUMB, JUST DUMB, KIDS OFF COMPUTERS DON'T KNOW WHAT TOO DUE! THANKS GATES

Sorry! But, this "Planking", is now so "Last Thursday"!
"Planking", (the art of looking like an absolute MORON, while in a prone position), recently replaced "Coning", as the latest fad, (look up "Fad-Coning", if not familiar with this other, idiotic and inane "fad")
Now, since 5 days or 6 days have gone by, "Planking" is no longer,"COOL" and you're considered :"not with it", if you'e still doing it.
Nowwwwwwwwwwww, in order to be considered "ultra hip", "COOL" and worthy of being allowed into a Starbucks, trough their front doors, one must be taking up................"Owling"!!
Yes, :Owlling". Basically, it's more or less exactly like "planking"..............("you make yourself look super stupid, so your "friend" can take a picture of you looking really stupid), but with "Owling", you're positioned like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what else............"an owl"........."perched" on some odd or dangerous surface, (while your "friend", takes more pictures of you, looking "upright and really, really, stupid", as opposed to being prone and really, really, stupid looking!
I predict that this "Owling" will last just about 4 or 5 days, before the newest fad. "STANDING", becomes "the latest cool"!?!

Uh kay...planking on the floor does not count. It's not planking, it's retardation.

This is hilarious. I would def enjoy a good planking session. The video at the mall is great. Be safe about it and have fun. A sense of humor in life is key :)

It's almost as stupid as blogging about it... myself include.