I need a job today! I am a Spanish/ French and Psychology teacher and need help. Nobady is answering.
The title of the article is "Five Characteristics of an Outdated Resume". That means, Keeping the resume to one page, Always including an objective, etc. are outdated practices.
They won't be able to dig ANYTHING up on me online: I share the name of an NFL player; I don't use facebook, myspace, twitter, linked in or anything similar; I've never used my real name online for anything, even during the brief period that I did have facebook. All for this exact reason. I'll have NO ONE make assumptions about whether I'm suitable for a job based on what I said on a forum in 1998.
You are a smart person. Wish there were more like you around.
ITS VERY CLEAR You DO NOT Want anything on the INTERNET about You and I mean ZERO!WHY give these Bartz and Kidz Running the I.T and H.R. Departments More reasons to Think of the only Word they learned in College, NO. Meaning No more beer for me But if you Have some Marijuana SHJT ******* Aaa Lets Get High Biches! I ahve Everyone under 35 yrs old. You people suck Kunt and Snot Dicks Raw. I anyone over 40 Honestly MEANS it too. You god damn *********** bi*ches and pricks
And Another thing, We're go God Damned tired and to the point of PUKE these 20 Somethings running Amuck like They Knew Everything before it was Invented Therefore They Are Attitudes. Every last one of the mohter ******* should be lined up and Blasted Off to Pluto, the bunch of dingbats Dork Dweebs.
I Think OdumBo hasnt got a mother ******* clue what it is he's doing. That's pretty God Damn Obvious to the ENTIRE United States right now
Odumbo??? Do you watch Fox News??? I bet you do. That explains your seeming lack of an education.
actually potential employers can't find stuff about me on the net...too many people with my name and i keep a very low profile...no faceyspace inlinked kinda c.r.a.p.
[Resume] is French, meaning i don't want to know you or look you in the eye when offering you a job."
THYE POLITICIANS AND CORPORATES, THEY ALL FOR THEMSELF, THEY SUCK EACH OTHERS AZZ.
Did I read #3 right? 3. Never add color to your resume. Later it says you should? How about #6...Proof read, proof read, proof read! Other than that, I liked the article.
It's a double negative, read it again. "5 things that means it sucks" 3 is NEVER add color, therefore it means you should add some of the font features/color. Marketing tool, get it?