Battle of the Business Cards -- Job Titles You'll Want!
I am not a blogger -- I'm an online information disseminator, if you please. As a freelance writer who does lots of different things within that framework, I sometimes find it difficult to market myself to potential employers.
I don't have a job title. But if I did, I want it to sound very important and super-fancy. Like I went to graduate school. Not that there's anything wrong (I mean, differently logical) with traditional terms for occupations, but here are some snazzy new ones you might want to learn before your next job hunt (that is, employment-intel-gathering mission).
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Coffee House Barista |
Beverage Dissemination Officer |
Dog Walker |
Canine Cardio Commander |
Nanny |
Child-Rearing and Development Coordinator |
Complaints Dept. |
Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant |
Lunch Lady |
Education Center Nourishment Consultant |
Short Order Cook |
Field Nourishment Implementer |
Truck Driver |
Freight Logistics Distributor |
Phone Sales |
Front-line Customer Finding Facilitator |
Makeup Counter Clerk |
Health and Beauty Counselor |
Dish Washer |
Silverware and Saucer Hygiene Technician |
File Clerk |
Information Logistics Operative |
Paper Boy |
Media Distribution Officer |
Bricklayer |
Mortar Logistics Engineer |
Spammer |
Online Business Developer |
Shelf Stacker |
Product Replenishment Officer |
Window Cleaner |
Transparency Enhancement Facilitator |
Car Wash Attendant |
Vehicle Restoration Engineer |
Those were made-up job titles, but they are not too far off the mark. If you'd like a little more serious breakdown of this linguistic evolution of ours, please click here for that article. (By the way, that's not the end of this blog. It's a stopping-point with an invitation to educate.)
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Staci Wilson
Staci Layne Wilson is a freelancer in the entertainment and fashion field. She blogs about the celebrities she interviews at I Think, Therefore I Blog and she tweets about her coffee breaks at Twitter/StaciWilson
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