A good rule for office attire is dress for the position you want, not the one you have. (Which is why we always wear white sequins -- our dream job is at Dollywood.) But what exactly does that mean when your boss is more Susan Boyle than Devil Wears Prada?
Follow these easy -- but surprisingly laid-back -- dressing guidelines and you'll never be the target of co-workers' "What is she wearing?" water-cooler bitchiness.